ALMOST TAPPING TO THAT RAPPIN  

Uh, Terracain, I've run out of rapping ideas. Private Message me some ideas and then we can work on a kick-ass song song here.  

Etrius

How about your hamster is a gun toting gangster  

My hampsta is a gun toting rapper,
say one wrong word and hell cap ya,
hes got the rap skillz down likes hes the masta,
this shit is just way beyond ya,
My hamster is a psycho nutcase,
one wrong look and hell smash yo face,
spreadin yo brains all over the place,
and to the hospital you race!
my hamster is a freak wid a gun,
hes got the ideal that hes number one,
dont ever tell him hes wrong,
or his cut off yo schlong!
my hamster is a little fluffball,
hes so damn cute with his little paws,
his eyes so innocent they trick yall,
then he shoots of ya balls!
my hamster is my best friend,
cross him and hell make ya repent,
thats the way this story ends...

ma-m-ma hamsta, ma-m-ma hamsta, yeah ye-y-y-yeah, ma ha-ha-ha-hamsta, hes da killa!


bubye homies, peace out

Motherfrakkin hilarious, wierd AL eat that. sucka.  

  

Now General, I know you have a few raps left in you. So do not let me down. You write one and I will also write one. It may not compare to yours, Cains Or Neilos' but I will try. So get to it boy!  

Hey! the bit with the honey was fraking hilarious, more like that and we'll be in stitches!!

Ok playjeff, so you want a rap, now read this: dont have a heart attack
your about to read, equivocably, the best words to grace your screen
if you choose to disagree, im sure ma gun totin hamsta can kill you for me,
kill you for me, you aitn worth the murder, hamstas aint part of the law,
hes like ma hitman, ma guy who can, the guy who likes to kill and jam,
but enough about ma hamsta, hes a lil dickhead, but hes the reason youll be dead,

now listen to me, and listen good, for the words i speak, are the words of the hood,
this hood is trippin, im on a mission, to show you my words are grippin,
griipin you nutz and squeezin hard, cuz im comin atcha like a retard,
retards dont give a ****, thats the metaphor, im like a lion, a true predator,
hey that was a good film, do you agree? predator you ****! whats that you need a pee?
aww cant go alone? mummy not wit you? man you in the hood! that means you screwed!
i say yo dude, what the ****s the matter, cant you understand you should be flattered?
these words here are rare indeed, and rap is in need of a guy like me!
the fact you readin these words here, means you should see ma law and adhere,

wait a minnit, what i say, law?! man the legal process is like a see saw,
up and down, round and round, its meaningless is so god damn profound,
the legal shit, me and ma homies go thru, we are like the shit scraped offa their shoe!
so am i reachin you with this preachin? or is there another method to how i should do the teachin?
maybe this gun, will make you understand, that the hood is violence and stickin it to the man.
the predictability of a gansta like me, is all i gotta do on count one two three,
BAM your dead, thats it mother ****a! you waited for the three like a lil sucka!
by two, you would have pulled out your gun, popped a cap in me and then i would be done,
but you aint from the hood, i know that fo sure, your now in the ground not unlike manure,
worm food, kickin up daisies, ah whatever its called, im gonna go and play with ma balls

so did you like my little rap? or did you think it was crap,
cuz if you did, i got a few words to say, **** you nigga bitch, yo daddy wuz gay!
he ****ed lil boys when he was 15, now hes 40 and supposedly clean,
yeah right, his dicks about as clean, as ma mumma when she had me at 13!
my mumma, a ho that she will fo ever be, knew that she could never raise me,
but she did and she tried, oh shit what a surprise, she cries everytime she closes her eyes,
thats because im in jail, 23 and doin time, but i lived my life because it was mine

im in jail fo killin u, thats the sad lil fact, now did you have that heart attack?
these words have the power of a bomb, these words make the problem seem like its gone,
because these words will end up on a record, and nobody will think their meanin fo a second,
i speak the words of the hood, and livin in a place like this, its not good,
but hopefully by now, people have understood.

This is the hood bitch! Its a bad place, with bad people, bad words and bad lives,
bad choices, and bad consequences. When the big man himself comes down here,
the first people he will kill and damn, will be in the hood.

Hehe, thanks for reading. And nah I dont live in a hood, I live in England...
Bit of irony there... never been to a 'hood. LOL

You live in England? I was gonna say New Hampshire.   But very good rap indeed.  

TerraCain, please watch your language. The general guideline is to keep things at a PG-13 level.

Ah sorry mate, I'll use **'s whenever I have to do a bad word... lol
Is that ok?

Well a least you did not insult anybody Cain, and I guess that has to mean something   I was gonna write a rap about it, but.... could only come up with trouble, hubble, verse and purse  

purse... is that an attampted dig at my lady like ability to shout and moan, but through rap

I'm impressed by all these raps!

Lemme try a galactic rap..

THE FACTION

You want the action, you come to the right place, it's the Faction,
we, the European Alliance, we aint sellin', we aint buyin'.
fo' we take care of our own, nobody got nothing on us in the zone,
I'm talking about the 'hood, where we have the influence, no one would
stand a chance against our revenge, from the Faction!

Yo, this rhyme is about the respect for what we own, cause you know
when you're away from home, from your corner you cross our border and see
our cruisers keeping order in what is rightfully ours.
Don't mess or you can guess, who's activating the 'rippers, we know how
to hit 'em. You'll be sorry fo'sho when we're slicing up the planet on
which you was born..

I gotta say, you gotta maintain the neutral to stay sane. So many of my brothers
ended up as fodder for the rays, the lesson stays, get galactic or die trying,
no use whimpefying, in the corner with your homies, thinking peace, when we get down
bringing our piece to take your planet and your ho's, mo'fo's.

In the end no one can pretend to not know the blue and grey, for hey, we are
the Alliance, and it's kind of us to accept your surrender, and not put you in
the blackhole gen's blender. We're no fools, we got the tools to take all,
you just gotta maintain what you got in this game, so stay sane, we are the Faction..

Yo..
Stay Neutral..
Keep it real..