*Bows* cheers mate, its fun to have a laugh.
Good to be a part of the 'Message Board Rappin Crew' aiight?

Very fraking nice, i think i awoke a sleeping giant!!!!

well cain, that was very interesting. a good read. General, the ball is in your court li'l buddy. And yes I thought Neilos comment earlier about my wife was well? I left myself open and got a great laugh. chat with ya later.  

Hey hey hey, whats happenan homey!
just thought id pop in and say,
wheres yo rap general,
you spose to get down and lyrical,
in reply to ma first material
you know, the rap i said to you,
in reply to frogboy bein no dogboy fool.
so get yo ass up, come lemme see whassup
i wanna hear you rap yo stuff
cuz im waitin paitently, but that patience is about to leave me
sure this rap took 5 minutes to write, but hell i aint rappin no tripe
cuz you know when you read, things are as plain as can be
im the best rappa ever to grace the Stardock BB!
now i know some of you may think, 'man dis guys had way too much to drink'
but hell, maybe im a geek, or maybe im all about the l33t,
nah man that stuff is for freaks
sure im a gamer at heart, but this rap is my one true art
so come on general, wheres yo retort,
im begginin to think you writin a report,
cuz no matter how long you take to write,
im gon answer back in a night, maybe less maybe more,
depends when i can get rid of this whore.
So lets all give general a little support,
cuz hes gonna need it to write that report!

Heh, sorry I think im getting a bit too carried away with the rap stuff here...
Anyway, umm... how about those Torian women eh? soz, dont know what else to say...

5 minutes to write? Would take me 3 frakking days  

Torian woman??? How can you tell!!!

The boobs give it away...
And the lipstick... dont forget that.

HMMMM? boobs and lipstick you say well I'm an ass and thigh kind of guy  

Ass and thigh? Well Drengin women must have alot of appeal to you then. Drengin's look like that they have ample skin in that department...

Me. just give me a nice chrome Yor Fembot any old day...once reprogrammed the possabilities are endless

Hehehe, you gonna call her A.I.lene (say the name fast and it sounds like Ilene), and designate her model as 'Pleasure-bot 69hundred'?
And boobs, ass, face, thigh, all matter.
But as my dad told me before, the face pulls you in, who she is will keep you there.
I didnt have a clue what he meant at the time, but he meant how good looking she is will make you interested, but her personality is what will KEEP you interested... lol

How very true..

Could'nt agrreee any more

Yo, yo, you want a rap now?
I give it to you and you go KAPOW

This one won't leave you sleepin' like a log
Cuz then you be my superfat dog

My dog then go crazy to me
Just like this rap club is supposed to be!

The stupid dog smack you and you go sprawlin'
Yo brain might go back to baby mode and you start crawlin'

Some people this is just a hype
But respect it, it can take a while to type

If those fools still want to talk smack
Hit with a ball bat and their skulls go CRACK!!

When their bashed brains make them say "Goggity googity garm!"  
Call and ask if there's room at the max security funny farm!

When the heat learns and says "Stop them, he or her"
Run away, laugh and say "You never catch me copper!"

After yo brain returns from baby mode
Yo get in yo hot Corvette and hit the road

All this crap for Terracain
If he's mad, things might rain

Then we get guns and at gangsters we pop some caps
Then we get down dirty and do a few raps!

So hell, keep that patience inside you,
Then we be totally cool

Yes, cool games and cool raps are some cool arts
In math and english class you go to sleep and fart

So yeah, yo,
Add this rap to your den
Then lets get to know some hot Altarian women!

YEAH!!!

Etrius

Etrius, that was a rap, now allow me to talk that shit back...
you gotta learn, rapping shouldnt take time, you gotta make your feeling unlined
the aggression within your words, is so missable, its gettin absurd,
now allow me to be on the contrary, im something like dictionary,
i know the deep meaning, within those lines, that its something ahead of its time,
i can find the fear in your rap, that your afraid is dishin it back,
your rap took you a good week to write, whats the matter, dying of fright?
dont join the game if you cant win, youll end up in a garbage bin,
yesterdays news, it would be a shame, but guess what, that means i didnt lose
I dont plan to, so listen closely, this aint gonne be nice even remotly:
Etrius, altarian women, belong nowhere else but the kitchen,
thats a little joke, in case your forget, so lets have a little wager/bet
I bet to you, your next rap will be without a damn clue,
youll be so scared you raps wont hold it, im here to look all over it,
ill be lookin, for the fear it contains, the fear that which remains,
remains in your previous rap, that which escaped the serious crap,
for you started distracting me, with that nonsensical glee,
you avoided aggression and fervour, that i guess i shouldnt take this further
but you know what, im way beyond 'chill' so i guess further take it i sure damn will!
etrius, lets hear you take it, because in these raps we shouldnt fake it,
say what you really feel, cuz next rap, im gonna put your ass on my boot heel,
scrared yet. you better be, cuz next rap it wont be clean
its gonna be riddled with the filth of whatever, hey diddle diddlie, i gots you a riddle, gon take you forever:
whats green, unmean, and seriously clean? ill give you the answer, just dont become serene
its you, your green as can be, because your raps dont compare to me,
your unmean not a single swearword can be seen, i gues that also entails the 'seriously clean'
so man, next time be mean, cuz im a raging rapping machine
and this machine will engrave on your tombstone: this man has some balls to show,
but he falied in one critical way, he stood up to Cain, rest in peace he may...

So Etrius... I wait patiently for your reply...

Great work guy's!!!