I got this from a funny comedian. I'll lets you do the guessing.

Here it is:

There was a commercial on tv that gave me nightmares all the time,
It was those Kool-Aid commercials, remember?

Those ones where a big talking jar of punch come crashing through your f^^^ing front wall,
and he's like : "Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah!

And then, he would pour himself,
pour himself and all the debris from the wall had fallen into his freakin' open head!

And tights!
I don't juice that wears tights!

An he's like oh yeah oh yeah
And all the kids were excited

But I'd be like:
"You fix this wall you glass son of a b^^^^!"

My dad is comin home, and he wont believe a talking bowl of punch came in here!
He'll beat me with a toaster!

Yeah, so you get out of here and fix this wall
Or else I'll kick you in the tights and knock you down,
'Cuz you're top-heavy!


I thought this was freakin hilarious!
Tell me what you think!

Etrius